me: Sudo does a back flipping hatchet attack and manages to remove Cloudpaladins balls in a single try. [###***###] -30 hp
you have just been kungfooied
cloudpala..din: good thing i have 54 hp
Cloudpaladin pulls the pin on his Clusternuke.
Cloudpaladin starts following you.
me: that was a back flipping hatchet attack though you are so awe struck from the awesomeness you are paralyzed
Sudo doubles back and pulls your tongue out the back of your cranium [######] you die
cloudpala..din: lawl, i'm walking around town fondling people and robbing them
claws rock
me: yeah they do
lol
I got laid and it was amazing lulz... I love having a really really super hot for me girlfriend
ok creat me a character and give me his name and pass I dont want to play I jsuy want to fuck around for a little while
see if I can manage a ban in less then a single night
cloudpala..din: just a sec, i'll roll you a throwaway ripper so you can kill newbies
me: awesome I love you you are the fucking win
if I was gay I would butt fuck you with my gigantic italian cock lol
cloudpala..din: lol
thats nice to know
