you know, it's been forever, but between court dates, stress, paranoia, job hunting and my new job, i've been rather busy. I'm now an MIS PC Technician at [deleted for secutity reasons]. not a bad first career job in my opinion. good pay, once they move me full time, great benefits, and since it's a reletively laid back environment, i get lots of time to read.
So i've been keeping up on more current news than consiracy theories as of late. in case no one heard, nasa, astronaut, 950miles in an explorer wearing diapers to abduct and potentially scare a co-worker in a love triangle thing. and who says you don't get stressed in a 0g environment?
second big story is that the newly elected mostly democratic congress is heavily opposing bush's plan to send 21,500 troops into iraq. they start talks next week to propose a different way to resolve the worst investment of our american taxes and human life since veitnam.
'bout fucking time there. even the soldiers stationed there say more manpower isn't the awnser. iraq needs to fix the situation themselves. and the anti-american forces, they can play the waiting game. we won't be there forever.
another side arcticle was dick chaney's oil company lost 10 billion dollars in micellanious expenses for developing iraq's oil fields. hmmm, wonder where that went?
for all you science fans, the longest serving martian satalite went MIA last month after uploading a faulty software update then again, a $300 million satalite expected to last maybe a year lasted 10. good show nasa! someone has some smarts, but it's not the new programmers.
in taiwan, a man stole a police car to ride home cause he was tired. the man and the car were found 2 miles from where the car was stolen.
wish i could get away with only a ticket for that.
apparently the man was tired of walking after getting off the train, the policemen who drove the car left it idling in the parking lot outside of a nearby post office.
in entertainment news, anna nicole smith died in the doorway to her hotel room. no foul play is really suspected, but consiracy theorists beleive that it was a professional hitman hired by the family she cheated out of inheritance by marrying her late billionaire husband. earlier this year, her son had died as well.
honestly, you couldn't get me to suck an old, sick and dying guys cock for several billion dollars. but hey, i'm insane anyway.
in LA news, 2 idiots drove a car through a mid class department store, meaning to hit the jewelry department, breaking the grate and getting away with tons of loot. in short, they fucked up and drove out the other side of the store, leaving onlookers baffeled. witnesses say they looked like 2 middle aged black men.
not, i'm not racist, but i think even others would say...
stupid fucking niggers.
in texas, the biggest meat packing plant, cactus something or other, was the target of a INS raid. a small, recently booming town was left devistated and looks like it will become a ghost town. several thousand illegal immagrants were deported in the raid.
a little further north, the mayor in nashville vetoed a bill to make all legislative documents required to be only in english. he said "this is a useless slap at illegal immagrants. they can't be in government anyway."
while i agree, the article itself was quite amusing.
well, that's all the good ones i can think of. maybe now i'll have more time to do some actual reporting now that i'm employed. if there's anything you wanna hear about, comment!
