Today was an interesting day, they finally finished my forklift test
(O.S.H.A. Required), And now I am aloud to drive the lift... This is
also how I got the name speed racer at work ...
You see I don't really slow down for much the lifts at my job have a
loud horn and generally people get the fuck out of the way when I'm
headed for them... Now my boss man and his boss man are about half deaf
and about stupid... I was headed around the, oh so affectionately
named, maze ( this thing is a splattering of pallets carts jacks and
other random shit that should be put else where) When there they are
around the next turn my boss and his boss standing talking and LOOKING
DOWN, ignoring my horn. So I holler "EXCUSE ME LOOK OUT!", but they
don't get it. So I slow down, but continue towards then at about half
pace.
Right about the time I slide right up to my boss's back he turns
around just in time to hear my horn right in his face... I must say
I've never seen a grown man startle quite like this. Any way he say "
Hey speed racer..." and makes some joke about how fast I was whipping
around the maze and finally after another minute gets the fuck out of
my way.
Fucking boss-men world wide LISTEN UP.... YOUR employees Know what the
fucks going on... Get the fuck out of their way...
~ ~ Your Editor
/.Sudo.X.%/
