My Fiance`

My fiance` is crazy.... well women in general are Crazy and I don't understand. My Exibit'Z:

Exibit A;Driving:Any time me and my girl go any were and I drive... the ride goes about like this... Off in the distance 7 to 10 car legnths ahead of us puts on its breaks...

"BABY SLOW DOWN!!!!" says christie...

"That car is a half mile awa...""SLOW DOWN!"I am inturupted before i can finish...

(keep in mind I have never recked a car not even a dent)

we continue along...

"get over" says christie..."baby?.. baby?.. baby?.. are you gonna get over?... do you know where we are going?"

"yes I do but its backed up that way im going around" I Reply

"Why arent you going the right way?" again from Christie

Need I say more I doubt it but I will...

Exibit b; tickleing:

I have a bad back. Fast jerky motions, such as those caused by being tickled, HURT. In fact they hurt an emence amount, hurt like being touched with a hot catle brand. on that note allow me to elaberate...

So at random i get this "Baby im bored."

I reply."Well what do you want me to do about it?"

About 5 minutes later...

poke! right in that shot under your side ribs that tickles on contact. "DAMN IT STOP THAT FUCKING HURTS!"

"Sorry" she reply

About 5 minutes later...
Poke! "What the fuck is wrong with you that hurts dont do that agaon!"

this continues until i get up and move to the easy chair from the couch, at wich point she gets offended.

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT !!!!!

Exibit c; eating out:

dinner time roles around and as usual we procrastinated on going shopping so we opt to eat out. The conversatin goes like this...

Christie:"im hungery"
ME:"What do you want?"
Christie:"well what do we have(knowing we have nothing dinner like in the house)"
ME:"nothing i went you wanna eat out"
Christie:"sure..."(she kinda looks away and get quiet)
ME:"well?..What do you want?"
Christie:"i don't know"
ME:"well there is .(I list off a bunch of stuff)"
she sits there and just kinda blinks at me...

I DONT FUCKING GET ENLIGHTEN ME!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE!!!!

Bored Shit

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My Cult

im starting a cult no shit this is gonna be greate we'll take over the world for our own amusement and beet bush with in an inch of his life just for fun like no real reason other then to amuse our selfs and induldge in anything we feel the need to