10.21.2006

The Social Experiment... Start one...

I decided to start a social experiment today.

Hypothesis A: I will end up getting Physically accosted and end up
sewing so dumb redneck and get his trailer and truck as payment.

Hypothesis B: I will prove that people, that is the general population
of this country, are Dumber than sheep, and will have absolutely
99.999% predictable reactions to absolutely outrageous situations.

The design; To pick a predetermined "Lab rat" and expose them at a
predetermined time to a seemingly random but very not normal experience
having pre decided how they are going to react and see the results.
cataloging all data as i go on with it.

Situation 1; The Happy meal
I will be driving to the local McDonalds drive threw and order a
happy meal. I will proceed to take the toy out, remove its wrapper, and
place the toy into a condom and tie it shut. Once the condom is
prepared I will return it to the happy meal and go into the McDonalds
where I will ask for the manager and show the guy I ask what's in the
bag not touching it of course acting like it was there when I got.

Prediction 1, for situation 1; Money
The first thing the manager will do is offer me free food and or
money. I will refuse and ask for the District office's address to file
suit and for his full name. At this point i bet he will be begging me
to reconsider this action.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

make sure it's entirely beaner employees, then you can really file for discrimination. :P

Anonymous said...

whats the point of making a guy thats probably trying to support his family on minimum wage lose his job? And are you really any smarter than them anyway? you still end up paying for the happy meal and adding to the ever growing number of sheep around the world feeding their company. even if you pull it off, mcdonalds doesn't care, in fact mcdonalds appreciates your buisness and hope you have a nice day.

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