Oh What an interesting week and its only Tuesday

Ok. First of all this was WAY too easy... I was Ordained and am now legally a priest. I filled out a few forms, and clicked 'Ordain Me' and viola.. I'm now a priest. Ok. What the hell someone some where thought it a good idea to allow me to become a priest... YEAH thats what I thought What the fuck ?

But its true I am now a legally reconized, fully tax free, completely capable of marying you, burrying you, or exorsizing your deamons, priest. Well I did it for the lulz and all but now I kinda like the idea of being a priest. So all you sinning fucks out there Confess your shit to me as blog comments . DO IT!, DO IT NOW ! ..

Job Market

WoW... and I don't mean World of WarCrack. The job market is shit.... im out here in SoCali and holly Fuck its DRY, and I don't mean the heat, the job market is fucking aweful....I have had a security clearence, I have done Engineering Technician work, I have even driven forklifts and set up carnival rides and I cannot find a job... I have put 300+ applications in and gotten 3 phone calls 2 of them from the fucking army... GOD DAMN FUCK YOU ARMY FAGGOTS ! ! ! ! ! ! #@! #@!@!@@@!!@@!@ ok but seriously folks If you have a job.... Fucking Keep it cause its fucking diffacult to find a job right now.... I'm honestly thinking of becomming a whore, or stripper cause this is fucking rediculous ! any Way The bastard is signing out Peace mother Fuckers......
~X

Happily Ever After

SudoEcks: ok
SudoEcks: you are an impartial 3rd party
grandthefthippo: yes
SudoEcks: me and my girl are arguing if happily ever after is possable
SudoEcks: I say no
SudoEcks: she says yes
SudoEcks: you decide
grandthefthippo: hmmmm
grandthefthippo: its like
grandthefthippo: is the perfect burrito possible
grandthefthippo: i mean you can put awesome beans and cheese and not even microwave it
grandthefthippo: like grill it and have steak
grandthefthippo: holy shit
grandthefthippo: so im gonna say
grandthefthippo: with a lot of work
grandthefthippo: very close to possible
grandthefthippo: but never quite
grandthefthippo: but thats okay
grandthefthippo: thats what makes the burrito awesome
grandthefthippo: therefore no
SudoEcks: you are a fucking god lol
grandthefthippo: :D